Category: Dating and Relationships
Well, since there's a message board for stupid pick up lines, I thought I'd start one for just the opposite. I'll start with, "I need some space." Carry on.
I once told an girlfriend that my ex wanted to get back together and she was crazy. I told her that I was breaking up with her so that my ex didn't come after her for a fight. The girl quickly agreed. Maybe she wanted to break up with me, shrugs. At any rate it worked.
Nem-
I don't know of any excuses like that! I've never had a boyfriend! But I bet you could find some cool ones by watching soap operas!
Nem-, I've never heard that one before. Did you just randomly think of that one while you were breaking up with that girl? Here's another one, "It's not you, it's me."
I've never been in a relationship, but the sentament "It's not you, it's me.", is a lie! you bloody well know that it's you!
"i need some time to think about things".
Oh, God, this one is really stupid. "I think we should see other people."
yeah, i can't stand that one. just admit you're unhappy in the relationship. honesty's the best policy.
"I think we're better off as friends" I hate that one, 'cause from my experience you don't end up being friends anyways
That's too bad that being friends afterwords can't work for most. I am still very close to my ex and we are extremely good friends, even more so, ironically enough, then when we were dating. As for lame lines to dump or be dumped with, I haven't got one of those, but I have a good, refusal of a date line. When asked out by a truly moronic and vapid jock I once responded with, "I think, therefore, I am, not in the least attracted to you."
Ouch! lol
Oh, I have to admit I came up with a pretty damn lame one. This one is so shallow it's worthy of a few slappings with a large trout for sure. LOL! See, I knew this young lady I'd met at some gathering of blind folks somewhere and she somehow got the hots for me. I honestly felt at the time I didn't have much in common with her and didn't have those kinds of feelings for her, but me, being some twenty-five years old and very naive about love and many other things, told this young lady that she was too short! Yeah, I'm not kidding! Yeah, I had my particular ideal physical stats in mind at the time, as if I could just order up some gal with the particular specs in mind. I told you I was quite a naive and silly person.
Rofl! I'm so going to use the "I think, there for I am, not in the least attracted to you" line, I love it!
One I have gotten is:
"I just give up."
Wow, what kind of excuse is that. lol
mental issues. lol
The "I just give up" phrase a is new one to me. Maybe I should use it once to see what reactions I get, even though I know the outcome won't be pretty. LOL
Well I'd post a phrase but I only had one love and I broke it off with her long ago so the phrase left my memory since then.
I told one guy I had developed an allergy to his halitosis and every time he spoke I felt sick.
dry...here's one...i"I just can't do this anymore"
Good one, Goblin. lol
"I don't want you to feel like I'm breaking up with you. I just can't be in a relationship with you anymore."
"The sex is great, but I just don't love you."
"I'm going to ask you nicely....LOOSE MY PHONE NUMBER!"
"I wish I had just stayed your friend. "
I'm tired of talking to your navel, mind you, I might get more sense out of it.
Hmmm...what an odd thing to say.
That is odd. lol
my dumb reason was that you spendn to much time with your mom.
another excuse for breaking up "Your too far away, your not close enough to be right there next to me. it's really not working out between us. We need to cool off for now." This would work
I'b gotten that excuse before too far away it really sucks because that just shows that the other person doesn't want to eben try to work things oute
Spending too much time with your mom? wow ...
My girlfriend is a psycho jealous person. I can't continue to see you because I think she might hurt you.I used this once to great effect.
Ok. I don't have a stupid excuse for breaking up, but I have one that lead to me breaking up with this guy. You spend more time with ur female friends than u do with your own boyfriend. It makes me want to question your sexuality.
Here's a really blunt and mean way to break up with someone. Someone has actually used this one on me. We're done.
"IthoughtI was in love with you but I found someone else that is more of my type"
"after dating you for a while, I see that you are just not my type."
My ex-boyfriend had a really stupid excuse for breaking up with me. He told me it was because I wouldn't answer my cell phone! Ok, first of all, I was busy doing stuff, and second of all, he didn't leave me voice mails half the time, and I did not fall for this excuse because there was more that he wanted out of me. He thought I was cheating on him with another guy, and that's y I didn't answer my phone, according to him. Uh, yeah right, I wouldn've done that to him!
Now there is one silent break up line I hate is when a girl or guy depending on who wants to break up I hate it when the dumper just ignores the dumpee without letting them know it's over that's the worst even though it's not a verbal break up line.
My friends don't like you, so I'm cutting off contact with you.
One I got is I decided that it's not the time to be with you.
One i used on someone was
"Well God told me that It's not time for me to be in a relationship so I think we should be friends again." More like your parrents are sweet but too ojver protective and you had to stop dancing with me befcause you were afraid to kiss me, and this is going nowhere because you don't know what you're doing with yorself. Mind you about 3 months later hhe told me I was going to have his children and live in either Scottland or Canada, and that he would only do work to take care of the boys sometimes, but the household and the children would be my responcibility because I am the womand and do what the man says. This was a sighty surprisingly.
I don't agree with that "my friends don't like you" so I don't like you too. whether you are living with her or your friends? hmmmmm?
As for someone telling me that it's my job to take care of the house and children because I'm a woman, that's fucked up!
very much so. that is really fucked up.
That one my exboyfriend used to tell me:
I havn't got another coice then to break up with you
I rather play WOW. .
some people are really fucked in the head. the one i found really a sad perthetic excuse for a break up was, "i get the feeling you like someone else" funny thing was, that it wasn't me who liked someone else, it was him.
This guy by the name of brandon misch broke up with me because we didn't talk on skype all that often. We talked on the phone, messenger, and even skype chat. All he wanted was to voice chat with me. I couldn't do that because my parents don't believe in skype. I told him this time and time again, but no luck. How stupid!
"My parents don't believei n Skype." if they've only seen how it works ... sheesh!
any excuse or reason, that isn't totaly avoidable is stupid. If you truely love each other, you can work through anything
Yeh. If you were a real boyfriend, you'd be able to work around situations. I'm glad he broke up with me, because he was always bugging me about skype, and I felt that that was quite enough
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but at 21, why are your parents still not letting you make your own choices about skype?
Agreed, Andy.
My x boyfriend Jason and I got in a fight and almost broke upbecause he thought we were too far away. He didn't think online relationships were enough.
that's his problem, not yours. It takes dedication, communicationm, and honesty from both partners in an any relationship, online or not, to make things work.
my x randomly broke up with me and said that his parents were fighting and he didn't want me involved
the line I used on a friend, well, neither of us were dating but she wanted to, I told her, you're over there, I'm over here, so logically it would never work. I'm trying to make a life for myself. she wanted to have me and her husband, she would be married to the husband and I would just be well there. uh, ok, this girl is fucked in the head.
Wow!
The most creative one I ever got was "I am fragile and insecure. To feel better about myself I must date a bimbo. You are too smart for me." Well this winner of a guy is on wife number three. Wish I knew what numero uno and dos heard for the reasons to get their ticket to splittsville?
ROFL, no kidding? wow, that's too weird!
Got none to share myself, sadly, or maybe not! :)
The one that gets on my nerves is not even a line at all. They just don't contact you anymore.
i think that hurts more than any stupid excuse, personally.
"I do like you but I wanna see if I can make it work with Adam."
These are just excuses that I have heard over the years about and from different people so here you go!
I can't be with you because you are totally blind and can't drive.
Your culture is different than mine,
I can't be with you because I don't have time.
I can't be with you, but you are still a nice person.
Does it all make any sense? Not to me!
what about i can't be with you but i'm sure you will find someone that love you. lol
They deffenetly just took you for their own enjoyment and not love!
wow, all of these are such laim excuses..